It's me again Jack!
Just a couple of bits I didn't get chance to post this morning.
Blue's friend Bruce walks into the hardware store and says "I'd like some nails please mate".
The shop assistant asks "how long would you like them?"
"Forever if that is ok with you" replies Bruce.
An insult favoured by Aussies -
"I hope that your chooks turn into Emu's and kick your dunny down."I can't tell you why that made me chuckle - but it did
Less than an hour til I can go home & get the kettle on!