Hi Jack
A beautiful sunny day here
A bit on the chilly side but Barbs & I had a lovely walk this morning.
I've been searching for something to try & fox you & get my own back
It's a book published quite recently - set in the 1930's.
#6 #5 #1 #5 #4
Position is important.
Jesus and Moses were teeing off on a 149 yard par 3, with a water hazard in front of the green.
Jesus pulled out his wedge and hit his first ball into the water;
"I don't understand", he said, "I saw Cameron Smith hit a wedge to the green on this same hole yesterday!"
Again he dropped a ball on the ground and repeated the shot with the same results...
Moses said,"Get a longer iron or you'll never make it across"
Jesus dropped another ball to the ground and repeated the swing dropping the third ball in the water short of the green.
"That was my last ball!" Jesus remarked as he walked across the water fishing for his lost balls.
A foursome approached the green and one man shouted, "Who does he think he is, Jesus Christ?"
Moses replied, "He thinks he Cameron Smith"
Leave you with a silly joke
The tea wont make itself you know!