Hi Jack
I've just been up to Barbs' for a walk, cuppa and catch up
We'd only been back 10 minutes and the heavens opened! On Wednesday it bucketed down all afternoon and evening. Didn't stop until nearly bedtime. We'll have webbed feet soon
My rebus today is an album from 1975.
#7 9 (#3 + #6) #3 3 #5 #4 6 (#3 + #3)
THEPlease ignore Princess Anne in picture one. You're interested in his military title. In picture three what's causing a problem with his hair? Please move the first letter down a couple of places. You're looking for the surname of the character in picture five. (the series was based on novels by G K Chesterton). How might you describe the child in picture six? Please lose the last letter. Can you identify Ermintrude at the front of picture seven? One homophone and please pretend it's all on one line.
A nun was sitting in Luton airport waiting for a flight to Edinburgh. She looked over in the corner and saw one of those guess your weight machines that tells your fortune. So, she thought to herself, "I'll give it a try just to see what it tells me."
She went over to the machine and put 50p in and out came a card that said, "You're a nun. You weigh 8 stone., and you are going to Edinburgh."
She sat back down and thought about it. She told herself it probably tells everyone the same thing, but decided to try it again. She put another 50p in, and out came a card that read, "You're a nun. You weigh 8 stone, you're going to Edinburgh, and you are going to play a violin."
The nun said to herself, "I know that's wrong. I have never played a musical instrument in my life." She sat back down. From out of nowhere, a musician came over and put his violin case down next to her. The nun picked up the violin and started playing beautiful music.
Astonished she stared at the machine and said, "This is incredible! I've got to try it again!
Back to the machine she went, put her 50p in, and another card came out. It said, "You're a nun, you weigh 8 stone, you're going to Edinburgh, and you're going to break wind."
Now, the nun knew the machine was wrong. "I've never broken wind in public in my whole life!" Just then, she tripped, fell off the scales and broke wind.
Stunned, she sat back down and looked at the machine. She said to herself, "This is truly unbelievable! I've got to try it one last time."
She went back to the machine, put another 50p in and collected the card. It said, "You're a nun, you weigh 8 stone, you have fiddled and farted around and missed your flight to Edinburgh!"
Leave you with a silly shaggy dog joke