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Words / Re: Reclassification requests
« Last post by Alan W on Today at 12:20:06 PM »
The point I was trying to make was that I didn't attempt to identify the words that might come up in a puzzle. I simply added all the words longer than 10 letters. The source of these words was the same list - YAWL - that I used for the original version of Chi. The two issues that required some effort on my part were identifying the words that should be excluded as plurals or verb inflections ending in S, and identifying the words to be tagged as common.

The longest word in our lexicon is PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS. But I wouldn't bother memorising it - I'm pretty sure it will never be part of a solution. And, yes, we do have ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM and FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATION, but as each of them has more than 7 different letters it will never be part of a 7-by-many.
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Whatever / Re: More or Les (was Bloody Plurals)
« Last post by Ozzyjack on Today at 11:41:00 AM »
I will tell you a fairy story, although to the best of my knowledge, none of the three participants are fairies.

Once upon a time, three friends were having an on-line conference: Blue, the would-be linguist; Pen, the language enthusiast and rebus expert; and Jack, the confused octogenarian.

As they sat at their computers - Pen sipping Pink Muck and nibbling on scones, Blue demolishing XXXX and nibbling Nobby’s nuts, and Jack with a large measure of cognac - they decided to test their knowledge of English plurals.

Let me digress for a moment.  Jack’s ritual is worth recording.  It is not his first of the day and may have something to do with his confusion.

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Amidst the dimly lit ambiance of a mahogany-paneled study, Jack sits ensconced in a plush leather armchair. The crystal-cut glass in his hand cradles a golden elixir—the very essence of patience and craftsmanship.

The Cognac swirls gently, its legs clinging to the sides of the glass like silk on skin. Sun-kissed hues play hide-and-seek, revealing amber, russet, and hints of fiery orange. Jack observes, appreciating the liquid’s languid descent—a silent ballet of viscosity. 

He puts the glass to his nose and inhales with reverence.  The bouquet unfurls—a symphony of dried fruits, oak, and vanilla. Apricots sunbathing in orchards, whispers of toasted almonds, and memories of distant cellars. His olfactory senses dance, tracing the lineage of oak barrels and the ghosts of vintages past. 

The glass warms in his palm, a vessel of anticipation. He takes a sip—a mere kiss upon the lips of eternity.  The liquid envelops his tongue, satin against papillae. Velvety, yet spirited. A caress of warmth, like a lover’s breath on a winter night.

The Cognac unfolds its narrative. Raisins and figs pirouette, chased by whispers of leather and tobacco. A hint of orange zest flirts with the palate. The finish—an encore—lingers. Oak and spice, a tango of cinnamon and nutmeg. The afterglow of a thousand sunsets.

Jack leans back, eyes half-closed. Time bends, and he traverses vineyards, distilleries, and forgotten châteaux. He is no longer in the study but in the heart of Cognac country, where the land breathes history.

The glass is empty now, but the memory lingers. Jack knows that Cognac is more than a drink—it’s a passport to moments suspended in amber.  He raises his glass to the invisible artisans—the alchemists who distilled time itself.

And so, Jack savours not just Cognac but life—an elixir to be cherished, shared, and remembered.

And then pours another glass.


Blue said,  “I’ll give you a word, and you have to tell me its plural form. Ready?
Pen nodded enthusiastically, while Jack looked like a deer caught in the headlights.
First word: ‘woman,’” Blue announced.
Pen chimed in confidently, “Easy! The plural is ‘women.’”
Blue beamed. “Now, Jack, your turn. What’s the plural of ‘man’?”
Jack scratched his head. “Uh, ‘mans’?”
Pen stifled a giggle. “No, Jack! It’s ‘men.’
Jack blushed. “Ah Bugger, right. Got it.”
Blue continued. “Next: ‘child.’”
Pen leaned forward. “That’s ‘children.’”
Jack, feeling more confident, added, “Yeah, ‘childs’ would be weird.”
Blue said. “Now, let’s try some irregular ones. Pen, what’s the plural of ‘tooth’?”
Pen grinned. “Easy-peasy! ‘Teeth.’”
Jack, feeling competitive, blurted out, “And ‘goose’ becomes ‘geese’!”
Blue raised an eyebrow. “But how about ‘mouse’?”
Jack hesitated. “Um, ‘mouses’?”
Pen shook her head. “No, Jack. It’s ‘mice.’”
Jack sighed. “Why can’t English just follow the rules?”
Ah, but that’s the charm,” Blue said. “Now, let’s tackle compound nouns. Pen, what’s the plural of ‘sister-in-law’?”
Pen grinned mischievously. “Why, it’s ‘sisters-in-law,’ of course!
Blue chuckled. “And finally, foreign borrowings. Jack, ‘cactus’ becomes…”
Jack interrupted, “Wait, I know this! ‘Cactuses’!”
Pen corrected him. “Actually, it’s ‘cacti.’”
As they finished their tea, Blue patted Jack’s shoulder. “No furries, mate. Even native speakers muck it up sometimes. Just remember: ‘fish’ swim, ‘sheep’ graze, and ‘Jack’ learns!

And so, slightly pickled in front of their computers, three friends drank a toast to Les and laughed, learned, and celebrated the delightful chaos of English plurals.
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Whatever / Re: More or Les (was Bloody Plurals)
« Last post by Hobbit on Today at 05:01:00 AM »

Another great rebus.  I can't imagine where you got the idea for the documentary from but I do know you meant the answer to the last picture to be singular not plural.

Isn't it spoooky how ofter bloody plurals come up in this thread?  :D

Thanks Jack.  Isn't it strange how that idea just popped into my head?  >:D  :laugh:

It is very spooky.  Do you think Les is playing tricks on us?  :)

Our massages were sublime  :)  We're just going to have a debate on which film we're going to watch.  Take us about half an hour as neither of us will make a decision  :laugh:
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Whatever / Re: More or Les (was Bloody Plurals)
« Last post by Ozzyjack on Today at 02:36:55 AM »
Zoe and I are having a massage at home this afternoon

Hi Pen,

Another great rebus.  I can't imagine where you got the idea for the documentary from but I do know you meant the answer to the last picture to be singular not plural.

Isn't it spoooky how ofter bloody plurals come up in this thread?  :D
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Whatever / Re: More or Les (was Bloody Plurals)
« Last post by Hobbit on Today at 12:15:00 AM »

I've been a bit busy today doing speculative planning on a trip to Sydney.  Twenty years ago it would have been hop in the car and plan as you go.  Now we have to be a bit more conservative.

So no rebus today but I have a couple of Blue stories in compensation.


Hi Jack

So pleased to hear from Blue and Pickles really tickled me today  :laugh:

Zoe and I are having a massage at home this afternoon so I have just under an hour to sort my post.

My rebus today is a fairly recent film.

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Please use the first three letters of picture one. (not it's name!) You need the two gents on the right in picture five.  Not who they are but what and then use last three letters.  Two homophones and please pretend it's all on one line.

     F

Everyone who lives in my close wears woolly jumpers that are a size to small...
We're a very tight knit community.

My favourite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch...
It's called lunch.

Leave you with a couple of very naff jokes  ;D

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Words / Word suggestion: warbird
« Last post by Maudland on Yesterday at 09:19:41 PM »
I tried this in the BAWDIER 7-by-many puzzle - a few times, thinking I must have spelt it incorrectly. It used to be a specific plane but now is used for any vintage military aircraft: https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/warbird

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Words / Re: Reclassification requests
« Last post by Jacki on Yesterday at 05:40:32 PM »
He could tell you but then he’d have to kill you!!
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Whatever / Re: More or Les (was Bloody Plurals)
« Last post by Ozzyjack on Yesterday at 05:03:09 PM »
I'd settle for some small muscles!  Never mind huge ones!!

Hi Pen,

I've been a bit busy today doing speculative planning on a trip to Sydney.  Twenty years ago it would have been hop in the car and plan as you go.  Now we have to be a bit more conservative.

So no rebus today but I have a couple of Blue stories in compensation.

Sometimes Blue can be a bit of a prude.   Just recently when he was travelling without Sheila, he books into a hotel and says to the hotel clerk, ‘I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled?’ The hotel Clerk says, ‘No, it’s just regular porn, you sick bastard.’

Blue applied for a job as a blacksmith and was asked if he has any experience shoeing horses. ‘No,’ Blue replied, ‘but I once told a donkey to bugger off.’

Blue is known to be more curious about things than even you, Pen. He was sitting in a bar at Singapore’s Changi airport and  noticed a very beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thinks to himself, ‘Wow, she’s so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?’   He reckons he has a sure-fire way of finding out.  He leans towards her and utters the Cathay Pacific slogan: ‘It’s the little things we remember’. The flight attendant gives him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thinks to himself, ‘Oh, shit she doesn’t work for Cathay.’ A moment later, another slogan pops into his head. He leans towards her again and says, ‘A great way to fly.’ She gives him the same confused look. He mentally kicks himself and scratches Singapore Airlines off the list. Next, he tries the Thai Airways slogan: ‘Smooth as silk.’ This time, the woman turns on him. ‘What the f—do you want?’ Blue smiles, then slumps back in his chair and says, ‘Ahhhhh, Qantas!’

One year back a while, Blue went to Sydney’s Royal Easter Show and thought he’d try his hand at woodchopping, and he won a few events.  Everyone was stunned, because he’d never shown up in any wood-cutting competition before and no one had ever heard of him. ‘Where are you from?’ one incredulous journalist asked. ‘I’m from the Simpson Forest,’ said Blue. ‘Don’t you mean the Simpson Desert?’ ‘Well,’ Blue said modestly, ‘that’s what they call it now.’


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Words / Re: Reclassification requests
« Last post by pat on Yesterday at 04:59:28 PM »
Thanks for that information, Alan. It leads me to another question. You say you expanded the lexicon when you introduced the 7-by-many puzzle (thanks for that one by the way - it's my favourite). How exactly did you do that?  What mechanism did you use to find all (or at least most) of the words that could be played using the 7 given letters?
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