Forumites changing light bulbs -- a humorous thread!

[biggerbirdbrain]

I loved it, though, T! Such a great example of what we get inundated with daily, and in heaping doses.

[biggerbirdbrain]

It won't take but a second or two for our esteemed and brilliant forumates to translate this very elaborate version of something they have heard since childhood:

"Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure; Subsequently the second member of the team performed a self rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member."

In plain English, what is it?

[Linda]

Could it be the tale of Jack and Jill?  All makes perfect sense to me but then I do have to read a lot of jargon ridden articles! 

[biggerbirdbrain]

Yes, of course! I knew you'd suss it out quickly! Congrats, LL! Wonderful to hear from you again!

[Binkie]

It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."

Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita.

Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged.

"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon." replied Rosita.

Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me."

Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu."

Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....






"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."

[biggerbirdbrain]

 

This brought to mind the classic (and very dated) Cheech and Chong bit, "Santa Claus and His Old Lady". It's an acquired taste.

Google it on YouTube and it will pop up. I tried posting it as a link, but something went horribly awry!

[birdy]

And now for a little classical music in honor of mothers everywhere - and a reminder for their children.

http://www.vimeo.com/1509073?pg=embed&sec=1509073

[greenone]

And now for something silly.........

The Indian With One Testicle

 

 
There once was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was 'Onestone'.
 
He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.

 

 
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally
cracked and said, 'If anyone calls me Onestone
again, I will kill them!'

 

 
The word got around and nobody called
him that any more.

 

 
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird
forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.'
He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into
the forest where he made love to her all day and
all night. He made love to her all the next day,
until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

 

 
The word got around that Onestone meant what
he promised he would do.
Years went by and no
one dared call him by his given name until a woman 
named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being
away. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was
overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him
and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'

 

 
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, 
then he made love to her all day, made love to her all
night, made love to her all the next day, made love to
her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

 

 

 
Why

 

 

 

 
OH, come on . take a guess !!!

 

 

 

 
Think about it !!!

 

 

 

 
You're going to love this !!!

 

 

 

 
Everyone knows...

 
You can't kill Two Birds
 
with   OneStone!!!

 
 

[biggerbirdbrain]

Thanks for the chuckle, geo!   

[technomc]

It was nearly worth the wait....

[Binkie]

 

[Binkie]

This is most strange......I've been trying to post a joke and I keep getting the dreaded Forbidden page. It's a nice clean story, too!

[Alan W]

It's a nice clean story, too!

That must be the problem, Binkie.

[Binkie]

I just finished putting up the Christmas tree and  I found a present for the kids that got forgotten last year.

You should have seen their faces when they opened it.



Poor kitten

[Binkie]

and no, that wasn't the story!