Forumites changing light bulbs -- a humorous thread!

[biggerbirdbrain]

Thanks! It was a nice wake-up for me.

[biggerbirdbrain]

Here's one I found on the Scottish website I mentioned in the new thread earlier: 

[technomc]

Here's one; It's a bit rude.... so don't read on if you don't like naughty jokes...







A man goes into Superdrug and asks, "Have you got any KY jelly?"
"No, sorry." says the assistant, "Have you tried Boots?"
The man replies, "I want to slide in, not f*****g march in!"

[biggerbirdbrain]

Why are the rude ones usually the funniest? Wow -- I just read Bink's insane jokes, and now this! What a great way to spend the evening!!!

[technomc]

Here's another then...

Bit rude again.....you've been warned....








2 old ladies are having tea in a cafe. One said to the other,
"Did you come on the bus?"
"Yes i did," she said, "but i managed to pass it off as an asthma attack!"

[Linda]

 

[technomc]

Another:-


News Flash!

Aliens have invaded Earth and are abducting all the sexy people.

Don't worry- you are safe, but i am just writing to say 'Goodbye'.

[Linda]

As if! 

[technomc]

Your picture looks like you're waggling your finger at that comment....very 

[technomc]

A man walks into a fish and chip shop and asks for cod and chips.

'Sorry mate, we've run out of cod.' says the assistant.

'Oh!' says the man, 'In that case i'll have cod and chips please.'

'I told you, we've run out of cod. We've got haddock or sausages!'

'Oh! Ok, i'll have cod and chips then.' says the man.

The assistant is getting cross.
'Look...we haven't got any cod.'

'Right, i'll have cod and chips instead then.' says the man.

By this time the assistant is losing his temper.

'Look mate, tell me...how many f's in haddock?'

The man replies,
'There are no f's in haddock.'

'How many f's in sausages?'

'There's no f's in sausages.'

'How many f's in cod?'

The man replies, puzzled,
'There ain't no f in cod.'

'That's what i've been trying to tell you!!!'

[Linda]

 

[greenone]

Received an email yesterday with lots of 'computer error messages we can all understand'.  There were quite a lot, but haven't got around to saving them in a format suitable for inserting.

[greenone]

Will try 2 and 3 again.

[greenone]

Not exactly what I had intended to happen, but the docs seem to open OK

[technomc]

They did Green1,
Very good....that's computer speak i can understand.....