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Linda

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Re: Forumites changing light bulbs -- a humorous thread!
« Reply #30 on: October 29, 2007, 12:02:34 AM »
 :D :D :D

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Re: Forumites changing light bulbs -- a humorous thread!
« Reply #31 on: October 29, 2007, 12:07:05 AM »
Thanks! And, a few more:

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite...

What do birds give out on Halloween night?
Tweets...

What do you get when you cross a ghost with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn't give a hoot...

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Re: Forumites changing light bulbs -- a humorous thread!
« Reply #32 on: October 29, 2007, 03:24:47 AM »
What a wit you are!  Specially like the frostbite joke!!  >:D

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« Reply #33 on: October 29, 2007, 03:57:41 AM »
Thanks, OGH, but I cannot take credit -- 'twas totally plagiarised, but I knew they'd give you a lift!  >:D

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Re: Forumites changing light bulbs -- a humorous thread!
« Reply #34 on: November 03, 2007, 08:36:14 PM »
Here's a Thanksgiving joke or two:

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play.

What kind of music do Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Plenty of drumsticks for everyone.

Why did the Indian wear so many feathers?
To keep his wigwam.

(I didn't promise they'd be very funny.)

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Re: Forumites changing light bulbs -- a humorous thread!
« Reply #35 on: November 04, 2007, 02:09:31 AM »
Don't give up your day job threeb... :-\

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Re: Forumites changing light bulbs -- a humorous thread!
« Reply #36 on: November 04, 2007, 02:14:44 AM »
Like I said, I promised jokes -- I didn't promise funny ones. And so far, nobody's been banging down the door for my stand-up routines.

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Re: Forumites changing light bulbs -- a humorous thread!
« Reply #37 on: November 04, 2007, 02:32:08 AM »
No matter mate...we love you just the way you are...  :-*

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Re: Forumites changing light bulbs -- a humorous thread!
« Reply #38 on: November 04, 2007, 02:35:44 AM »

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« Reply #39 on: November 04, 2007, 09:00:35 PM »
Okay, then ... since it's Sunday (here), I thought this would be a good one -- and actually funny!

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis 3:10.' Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold, I stand at the door and knock.' Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.'

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Re: Forumites changing light bulbs -- a humorous thread!
« Reply #40 on: November 04, 2007, 10:46:25 PM »
 :D

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Re: Forumites changing light bulbs -- a humorous thread!
« Reply #41 on: November 04, 2007, 10:58:16 PM »
Just one  :) ?

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Re: Forumites changing light bulbs -- a humorous thread!
« Reply #42 on: November 04, 2007, 11:09:49 PM »
Alright then .........  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ... and, not forgetting,  >:D

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Re: Forumites changing light bulbs -- a humorous thread!
« Reply #43 on: November 04, 2007, 11:15:06 PM »
 >:D !!!

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Re: Forumites changing light bulbs -- a humorous thread!
« Reply #44 on: November 04, 2007, 11:45:49 PM »
I giggled threeb, that was a gooden....