Fun with a car dealership (a true story):
A local car dealer is moving to a new location and building a new showroom. They sent out emails to previous customers. They want to engrave our names into bricks and build them into a "wall of fame" to remind employees that their business is built on their customers. It is left unstated that if our names are inscribed on their wall we might have some sense of pride and we might go back there for our next automotive purchase.
They wanted permission to use our names, and they wanted to know how we would like our names to appear on the brick. If you know much about me, you will immediately realize that I saw this as a golden opportunity to have some fun.
I requested that our names should appear as "Montresor and Fortunato."
These are the two characters in Edgar Allan Poe's short story "The Cask of Amontillado."
For those of you who have not yet read this, I might need to mention that Poe tends to explore the darker side of human nature. Death. Insanity. Death. Revenge. Did I mention death? He was instrumental in inventing the genre of horror, and some would say he was the inventor. This is also one of the most perfectly written short stories, ever.
Read "The Cask of Amontillado" on a dark and windy night, maybe in November. If you have already read it, consider reading it again. It only takes a few minutes (well worth the time).
Whether this is new to you or if you are rereading it, this will stay with you forever.
I will not spoil the plot for those who have not yet read this masterpiece, but I would ask how creepy it would be to find these names inscribed on a brick in a wall.
The guy at the car dealership replied. He wanted to confirm the names to be inscribed (written in stone, as it were). Those names seemed to have nothing to do with our real names.
I told him that these names had special meaning to us. They are pen names.
They are proceeding at full speed to make a brick engraved with "Montresor and Fortunato" for inclusion into their wall.
This joke might outlive me.
Note to Alan: How often does a joke recommend further reading? It's all for the general good.
- A