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Re: Mr Brexit - Nigel Farage
« Reply #15 on: October 06, 2019, 11:16:49 AM »
Quote from: Peter FitzSimons in Today's SMH

With thanks to British politician Andrew Adonis, a firm advocate of #NoBrexit and the need for a second referendum, it goes along these lines:

Leading Brexit advocate Nigel Farage goes into a bar and asks for a pint of beer. The barman draws it, only to throw it into his face!

Why did you do that? the outraged Farage asks.

You asked for a pint, the barman replies, but you didn't say how you wanted it delivered.

I'll have a pint, Farage says carefully, wiping himself down, in a pint glass.

No. You can't ask again.

Why not?

Cheers, Jack

Grant us the serenity to accept the things We cannot change;
Courage to change the things we can;
And wisdom to know the difference.