But VIRAL.....i object...
I do not go and buy a pair of PANT....Or a pair of knicker.
Do you wear a pair of brief or a pair of short.....? Do you get a clean pair of knicker out of the drawer in the morning....[i hope the answer is NO to one of those points!!]
NO NO NO........
My mum always told me to make sure i had a clean pair of pants on every morning in case i had an accident and got taken to hospital.
She did not say make sure you have got a clean pair of PANT on.....
I object most vehemently.....
I like my pants...and knickers and thongs and briefs.....i don't want to wear pant, or knicker, or thong or brief.....MIne come in pairs with 'S's on the end....