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biggerbirdbrain

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« Reply #15 on: July 19, 2007, 01:32:55 AM »
Just didn't want you getting all disoriented with all the mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmms swirling about. Always happy to help out!

(sorry ... it really was just a joke. i know you didn't really need the help. couldn't resist... i know i'm as bad a smartypants as anyone around here....)

technomc

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« Reply #16 on: July 19, 2007, 04:09:15 AM »
MMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!! Mamma mia and my o my.
Miracle of miracles,  my meticulous mind is meandering around this monstrous medley of MMMMMM's.
Mysterious misdemeanors are menacing the forum masses. Messages are manifesting themselves with monumentous ammounts of MMM's. Madness is abounding as the magnitude of the mayhem manifests itself. Malevolence of the malapropism is manageable, but only by the magnificent manliness of the management in a manner of maturity and measured mediation following a memorandum to the members of this motley mob.
Myself, misguided miss that i am, may mock the massacre of the M, a mere mischief-maker in the making. My mishandling of the M is mordantly moronic. Moreover, a misrepresentation of my misconduct in this matter.
Momentarily my motive for this message may metamorphose into a misuse of P's.
 My mates might maintain my mania for MMM's, maybe not.
Who knows!

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« Reply #17 on: July 19, 2007, 04:16:28 AM »
Most mundane. Methinks you may have much too much time.

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« Reply #18 on: July 19, 2007, 04:19:21 AM »
My Dear Mate,
maybe...maybe not.....
Got a strawberry roulade to make in a minute....[well...it will take longer than a minute]
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!! :-H  :-H  :-H

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« Reply #19 on: July 19, 2007, 04:22:43 AM »
Gah!  You and your delish sounding deserts.  So jealous!

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« Reply #20 on: July 20, 2007, 05:14:33 AM »
It was lovely Anonsi...would you like the recipe?
Very yummy and not at all fattening...

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« Reply #21 on: July 20, 2007, 05:30:11 AM »
Yes please!  :) :) :)

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« Reply #22 on: July 20, 2007, 05:41:05 AM »
Ok..here we go...

STRAWBERRY ROULADE

3 large eggs                                                           1 tablespoon hot water
8 tablespoons of artificial sweetener                            225 g strawberries
2 - 3 drops vanilla extract                                         2 level tablespoons plain flour
255g very low fat fromage frais

Preheat the oven to 200 degrees C. Whisk the eggs, sweetener & vanilla extract till light and thick. Fold in the flour and hot water. Spoon into a swiss roll tin lined with baking parchment. Bake for 8 - 10 minutes till golden. Turn out onto another piece of parchment, & peel off the paper, trim the edges. Roll up and leave to cool. Slice the strawberries-keep a few back for decoration. Unroll the sponge and spread with the fromage frais, leaving a 1" border. Cover with strawberries and re-roll. Decorate with the saved strawberries and cut into slices and stuff your face.

Easy peasy....

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« Reply #23 on: July 20, 2007, 06:51:46 AM »
Are you sure it's non-fattening? It may well have low-fat stuff etc, etc, but doesn't it depend on how much of it you eat? Like the whole thing in one go, for instance?  ;) ;)
STOP PUTTING TEMPTING RECIPES IN THE FORUM !

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« Reply #24 on: July 20, 2007, 07:03:13 AM »
Hi Binks...

On my diet you are allowed between 10 and 15 sins a day....
The whole thing..every bit of it...is only 6 sins...
A rich T biscuit is 1 1/2....
So yes..it is non-fattening...
Goody goody gum drops...

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« Reply #25 on: July 20, 2007, 07:05:29 AM »
Did you get the recipe Anonsi?
It is so quick and easy...you will love it..if the measurements don't make sense let me know, i think yours are a bit different..in that you measure in cups i believe!!

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« Reply #26 on: July 20, 2007, 07:14:01 AM »
Wow! 15 sins a day? That should be enough even for an old reprobate like me! :D

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« Reply #27 on: July 20, 2007, 07:20:22 AM »
And speaking of food..........

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« Reply #28 on: July 20, 2007, 07:38:22 AM »
Ha bloody Ha!..
Very funny Binks...

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Re: Farter
« Reply #29 on: July 20, 2007, 07:49:13 AM »
I was talking about myself, not you, you spring chicken!