Farter

[Dave]

There is good authority for "farter" to be included in the Chihuahua lexicon.  In addition to its standard colloquial  usage, e.g., "that bastard is a phi beta farter," I am happy to report that there is a wonderful article in Wikipedia on the subject of professional farters.  I quote:

A flatulist, fartist, or professional farter is a performer who receives payment for farting in an amusing and/or musical manner.

(The head word is flatulist.)

That has brightened up a rather gloomy morning for me .

[anonsi]

There's nothing like looking at the Forum Latest only to see a thread titled Farter.  I chuckled at that one.  Must admit that I tried it too.

[Binkie]

Try looking up "Le Pétomane".......I once had a book about him, which sadly went astray. 

[technomc]

I thought, Anonsi, that you would have been far to ladylike to try that.
 I had never pictured you as a farter whilst sitting at your computer...
Had you had beans for dinner to enable you to try it...
I haven't tried it myself...but i may give it a go when no-one else is around...just in case...

[anonsi]

The word...not the action, T!  I, of course, am far too ladylike. (as you say)

[technomc]

OH! RIGHT!
I'm very glad to hear it!! 

Of course i knew that really....
 

[biggerbirdbrain]

Not at all like the REST of us, eh, T?

I KNOW you've done it ... c'mon, fess up! 

(In fact, you've probably taught the kids!)

[technomc]

Not once...today..
And anyway..mine always smell of roses...!
Don't yours???

[biggerbirdbrain]

Jasmine, actually!

I love the oil and wear it daily! It complements my natural fragrances! 

[technomc]

OK threeb...that's very nice...

 





[just humour her everybody....just in case she goes mental in the local shopping mall!!!  I don't want that on my conscience!!]

[biggerbirdbrain]

I'll go mental where I please, little missy!

And it won't be pretty, I promise you!

But when they take me away, I'll go out smelling SOOOOOOOOOO sweet! 

[technomc]

MMMM!!!! Ok nice lady....whatever you say......

I'm off home now....so i will catch you at the other end in a bit...
XX

[anonsi]

All of these M's you keep spewing all over the place are confusing, T.  I keep thinking you are talking about/to mymermaid...

[biggerbirdbrain]

Now, Anonsi, here's how it goes, so you can keep things straight:

MMM = mymermaid

MM = marilyn monroe

M&M = little candy-covered chocolates

MMMMM ... = thinking; (alt.) expressing joy after eating the M&Ms.

 

[anonsi]

Ohh,  I get it now.  Thanks for that, Threeb.