Dedicated to Linda

[technomc]

Well done me ole chumly warner..
You have got 2 green stars....HOORAY!!!!!!!!!
God knows how it took you so long!!! But better late than never...

[is this the 1st subject dedicated to you???]
 

SPEECH!   SPEECH!    SPEECH!

[biggerbirdbrain]

[Linda]

This is dedicated to the one I love, this is dedicated .... etc, etc
Yet again, I hadn't noticed my elevated status ... must go and check to see what stupid name Alan has given me now!  

[technomc]

It says it just above your smart green stars..
You are a glossybossyflossy...

[Linda]

Well, it's better than being a Euwhatsit ... glossy and sleek ... like a cat ... that's me ... if only!  

[technomc]

Well...come on...what was it....
I logged in dead early....have been waiting patiently...[well not patiently at all]
and i want to know before i have go and weld my students together.....
hurry up...what was it...

[Linda]

Well ...... you were on the right tracks yesterday ... it was .... wait for it ... and I know you're gonna be incredibly jealous ...

A PAIR OF PINK SATIN COATHANGERS FILLED WITH POT POURRI!!!

and a box of Celebration chocs.

Do I look like the sort of woman who would hang her clothes on pink satin hangers?  Yes ... probably!  They stink to high heaven of this disgusting pot pourri .... and the worse thing is she actually made them herself!!!  When I said to her 'You shouldn't have' I really meant it ... bless ... sweet of her really I suppose and I did get a few extra strokes and a hug too!!! 

[technomc]

            
im lafing 2 much 2 answer proply..i canr c. wil reply later..
tt 4 niow...need to go nd changhe myu knickers...
xxxx

[anonsi]

Yes!  Even more excellent than we could ever imagine.  Can't believe she made them herself.  At least you got chocolates out of the deal (or are you one of the crazy people on here who doesn't like chocolate?!).

Is that the end of strokey woman then?  Do you have any more classes with her?

[Linda]

Strokey woman is consigned to history ... thank goodness ... I think you're all just jealous of my coathangers which would make my wardrobe smell like the inside of a brothel (not that I know what one smells like of course) if I were stupid enough to actually use them!  Chocs are okay ... would have preferred a nice bottle of Chablis but I should be grateful they weren't mis-shapes I suppose!
Am expecting more lovely gifts next week ... will keep you posted as long as you promise not to get too green with envy! 

[biggerbirdbrain]

This strokey person makes me wonder -- hmmmm. I once met a woman at work who always wanted to go to lunch with me. She didn't talk much. Very blonde and pretty. Found out later she'd been in prison and it kinda creeped me out. A bit sad really but I could never figure out what she was really after unless it was just a bit of company. The job didn't last very long so I never saw her again.

Probably has absolutely NO connection to your strokey woman but it was just a strange story.

After the day I had yesterday who knows what'll go on in my brain.

You're a wonderful person Linda ... so just ignore this ridiculous message. I'd erase it, but why should I?

[Linda]

What's up, threebee, you sound a trifle desolate today!  My strokey woman is just a little bit simple I think ... looks into your eyes intently when speaking to you and touches you at every available opportunity!!!  Your prison person sounds v. weird ... but probably just attracted to your warmth and kindness ... as we all are!  What's wrong with me today, am being particularly nice ... memo to self ... bring out the bitch at once!!! 

Hope you enjoy my new profile ... trying to keep up with Binkie's ever-changing notes!

[biggerbirdbrain]

Thanks for that, Linda. You do cheer me up no matter how you behave!

When you're a bit wicked it really makes me larf! Hahahaha!
And when you're a bit sweet, it makes me happy, too! Hohohoho!

Either way, I appreciate all the wonderful hours I've spent here and hope for many more with all of you! And it really helps get thru those difficult times, and keeps me from getting really bitter.  I know today will be a much better day because of ALL of you here!

THANKS!!! 

[Linda]

There you go, threebee, bet that'll put a smile on your face!  Told you I was being too nice for my own good today!  Must be all that stroking that has softened me up ... ruining my enfant terrible image!!!

[biggerbirdbrain]

Now I KNOW you really like me! It's such a HUGE thing for you to put up a smilie, though thou dost always protest so much!

You really DID make it a better day -- even the sun peeped out for a while to celebrate!

I MUST thank you in the only way I know how -- (but please don't get too mad!)