OOPS , sorry penny, I made you a day older. I was distracted, I misread the calendar, the phone rang, there was a drugs bust, the house caught fire, I was hacked, I was kidnapped by aliens, the dog bit me, there was a tsunami, I spilled my drink over the keyboard, my car alarm went off, the lights went out.
PLEASE, IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!!
The puzzle ( think about this, Jack has given you a clue) there is no F in present!
The aliens returned me, they were looking for intelligent life, I didn't qualify!