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Dragonman

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Happy Birthday Hobbit
« on: October 23, 2020, 08:58:03 AM »
                    🎂🎂  HAPPY BIRTHDAY PENNY 🎂🎂   

   Have a wonderful day and remember there are no calories in birthday cake.

  If you take the F out of RAFT what do you get?
  If you take the F out of FIRE what do you get?
  If you take the F out of LIFT what do get?
  If you take the F our of PRESENT what do you get?









Sorry, thats because I'm broke

                       
             
           XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX   Gareth
once I was young and poor but now I am no longer young.

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Re: Happy Birthday Hobbit
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2020, 02:11:32 AM »
Thanks very much for the birthday wishes Gareth.  I love cake - in fact I love most grub :-H

Your puzzle has me stumped!  I took the f out of gift & got git...might need an explanation please!!

Pennyx

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Re: Happy Birthday Hobbit
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2020, 03:24:03 AM »
May you have many celebrations throughout the year. Happy birthday, cheerful lady. Confetti all around!

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Re: Happy Birthday Hobbit
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2020, 03:37:13 AM »
OOPS , sorry penny, I made you a day older. I was distracted, I misread the calendar, the phone rang, there was a drugs bust, the house caught fire, I was hacked, I was kidnapped by aliens, the dog bit me, there was a tsunami, I spilled my drink over the keyboard, my car alarm went off, the lights went out.

                               PLEASE, IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!!



The puzzle ( think about this, Jack has given you a clue) there is no F in present!


The aliens returned me, they were looking for intelligent life, I didn't qualify!
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Re: Happy Birthday Hobbit
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2020, 05:23:17 AM »
Oh Gareth you made me howl with laughter & then I spilt my tea!

Thanks to you & Jack I have now solved your puzzle.  Laughter is the best present :-*
(in the absence of an Aston Martin of course >:D)
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Re: Happy Birthday Hobbit
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2020, 12:21:26 PM »
Penny



Jack, June and Bonnie
Cheers, Jack


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Re: Happy Birthday Hobbit
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2020, 02:02:25 PM »
The doctor's receptionist announces the new privacy laws to patients in the waiting room.
“Starting today, we will not be calling people by their name.”
The people in the waiting room smile and nod.
“So, would the man with haemorrhoids please come in.”

Wishing you a very big happy and forthright birthday Pen.

Cheers from The Land DownUnder
Val



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Re: Happy Birthday Hobbit
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2020, 02:14:13 PM »
Happy birthday from me too, Penny.

Have a great day!
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Re: Happy Birthday Hobbit
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2020, 02:42:46 PM »
Happy birthday from  " the other Redland's residents". We have wind and rain here today...same as you...except it's 25° C  >:D
Have a great day....hope you get totally spoiled.
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Re: Happy Birthday Hobbit
« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2020, 03:06:36 PM »

G'day Pen,

I just about fell off my chair with laughter as i read the very creditable excuses that Gareth came up with & have memorized them all as my next stuff up is inevitably just around the corner.

Personally, these days i prefer not to make a big deal about my birthdays adopting the philosophy from a Willie Nelsen song called " Don't let the old man in " There is a line from the song that can apply to everyone & it goes like this ; " just ask yourself how old would you be if you didn't know the day you were born. "
So i hope that you are feeling like a 21 year old & having a wonderful day.

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=video+of+dogs+barking+happy+birthday&docid=608042179781918804&mid=4BEB3B530FEDB03C74594BEB3B530FEDB03C7459&view=detail&FORM=VIRE

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Re: Happy Birthday Hobbit
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2020, 05:28:16 PM »
Happy Birthday Penny

Keep enjoying the pink muck

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Re: Happy Birthday Hobbit
« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2020, 12:02:46 AM »
Oops!  Missed your big day, Pen.  Hope you had a good 'un .... lots to eat and drink!  >:D

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Re: Happy Birthday Hobbit
« Reply #12 on: October 25, 2020, 01:45:23 AM »
Thanks to you all for your warm & funny birthday wishes.  Made my day :)
Zoe & I have just been out for a walk in the wind & rain - sadly only 11c here (sorry Jack couldn't remember how to insert the degree :-R)
Pizza later followed by some pink muck ;)
Great joke Val :laugh:
Loved the singing dogs Les - like you I prefer not to make a big deal of my birthdays nowadays.  I'm still 29 in my head!
Smashing to hear from you Linda.  You didn't miss my birthday - it's today. Gareth jumped the gun yesterday with hilarious excuses :laugh:
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Re: Happy Birthday Hobbit
« Reply #13 on: October 25, 2020, 02:24:46 AM »
Happy birthday, Pen. Eat too much, drink too much. >:D

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Re: Happy Birthday Hobbit
« Reply #14 on: October 25, 2020, 05:37:28 AM »
Thanks Pat.  Already eaten far too much pizza! Will drink too much a bit later while watching telly!
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