"Clothes" vs "clothe" and related Plural Issues

[biggerbirdbrain]

FIRE!!!!!!!!!!

[Linda]

So is that 10 stone then?!!! 

[anonsi]

What?!  How big is a "stone"?

[Linda]

14 pounds = 1 stone !!!

[biggerbirdbrain]

bigger than a human brain!

[Linda]

What are you clucking on about now, 3B?  I'm losing the will to live here! 

[technomc]

I forget...
They don't do stones in the States, only Pounds....
10 of one thing sounds much nicer than 140 of something else...
There are exceptions of course...diamonds, millions...etc...

[biggerbirdbrain]

The brain ... weighs less than a stone ... simple. I thought. That's what I get.

Well, it's time to fly, as you so politely reminded me earlier. Clean and squeaky ... off for another day in paradise!

Cheers to all ... luv! Don't poke each others' eyes out, PLEASE. God bless. 

[Linda]

I thought you said you were 9 stone .... or was that before adding on the amount for your incredible chest?!  

[anonsi]

At least you didn't translate it into kilos...pounds I can understand!

[biggerbirdbrain]

Not so's anyone going to notice now. But I'm leaving!!!!!!! BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[technomc]

Bye bye threeb...    
Missing you already....do you really have to go....don't leave us.... :'(

[biggerbirdbrain]

must go now!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

[Linda]

Did someone say they were leaving?   

[technomc]

I think threeb mentioned it quietly on her way out...