When I was young (not so very long ago) I used to call coathangers 'hangcoaters' .... made much more sense to me and still does!
We also use 'sheeps' for more than one sheep ... if you can have cows, pigs and hens you can have sheeps in my opinion!
My boss has a very strange habit of adding an 'r' before words beginning with vowels just to be amusing/confusing ... reggs, relephants , rexactly retcetera ... v. odd but a lovely man!