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a non-amos

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meta training?
« on: April 24, 2018, 02:18:43 PM »
Many of you live in the corporate world.  This thread is for you.  Others can tune out or listen in.

All too often, training is used as (or seen as) a punishment.  It can be really dreadful.  Four hours of "not surfing for porn on company time or company computers" and "what not to click on".  Egads.  Half a day wasted for 3500 employees; you can do the math.  Another 3 hours of training in how to use our RFID badges to gain entrance to our workplaces.  Give me a break! The list goes on.

During the worst of this I was required to put together an online training module to prevent massive death, dismemberment, property damage, and legal liability.  OH HELL NO I will not do it like they did.  I have more respect for continuing education.

I put together some short and concise training, did it in a way that kept the listeners' attention, and in the end made it a little entertaining.

Our people in charge of this stuff asked if I could do a short (50,000 words or less, or far less) writeup of how to do (or not do) training.  I put together a short presentation.  This is training for how to do training.  Meta training?
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Re: meta training?
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2018, 09:42:38 PM »


I had this next to my desk long before the internet, but words of wisdom survive.
« Last Edit: April 24, 2018, 09:56:57 PM by yelnats »

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Re: meta training?
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2018, 03:40:50 PM »
G'day Stan,

That's hilarious but also sadly, very true.
I plan to print out multiple copies of that cartoon, not to be placed on my desk but to be selectively posted throughout the building & in plain sight on the desks of a couple of managers in particular.