Hi Jack
It's a grey blowy old day here today. I've done some chores and a bit of shopping and intend to do nowt for the rest of the day
My rebus today is an expression I read in one of the newspaper websites earlier on. I'm hoping no cock-ups today!
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Please use the first and last letters of picture one. Picture three you're not interested in who he is but what and use four consecutive letters. Please reverse picture four. One homophone and position is vitally important.
A penguin goes into a pub.
At the bar, the peanuts say, “Nice tie Mr!”
In the toilets, the condom machine says, “You look bloody stupid in that tie.”
So he complains to the barman. The barman says, “The peanuts are complimentary but the condom machine is out of order.
Leave you with a very naff joke