Hi Jack
We're bracing ourselves for storm Isha! I've just been out for a walk and it's already a bit on the breezy side. I was glad to get back indoors!
I'm starting my post now but will probably have to stop for my lunch break in about 15 minutes
My puzzle today is a film from the 1980's that I've never seen and don't think I'll be watching it anytime soon as it's not my cup of tea
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You need the first word of picture one. Please lose the last letter of picture two and re-arrange the letters you have left. Please lose the first three letters of picture three and lob in an apostrophe. Please change the first letter of picture four and lose the first letter of picture five. We're all on one line.
Kylie told me that Uncle Blue's dog, Alvie, was a bit crook so he thought he'd take him down the vets.
Blue asked the vet to have a look at him, so the vet picks Alvie up in his arms, examines his teeth, turns him over looks at his paws, throws him over his shoulder and lifts his tail.
When he's done the vet looked at Blue and said "I'm afraid I'm going to have put your dog down."
Blue looked distraught and asked "Why?"
"Because he's too bloody heavy."
On his way home Blue stops at the Pelican Cafe for a coffee. He was going to have a pint at the pub but thought better of it as he knew Sheila would be on the war path if he did that.
Blue had only just said down when a man at the next table jumped up and shouted "Help! My son's choking! He swallowed a dollar coin. Help! Please, anyone! Help!"
A man from a nearby table stands up and announces that he's quite experienced at this sort of thing.
He steps over with almost no look of concern at all, wraps his hands around the boy's testicles and squeezes.
The boy screams in pain, but out pops the coin.
The man then goes back to his table as though nothing has happened.
"Thank you! Thank you!" the father cries. "Are you a paramedic?"
"No," replies the man. "I work for the Tax Office."