I think one bad Penny is more than I can Handle.
Hi Jack
It's audit this afternoon which, in theory, means that I should be having forty winks or getting on with my post
I've had only a handful of patients but several problems to sort out.
Just think how quiet and boring life would be without me to entertain you
I'm baffled by your first puzzle but have managed to solve the second
My rebus is a children's book. Many apologies if I've used it before.
#5 8 (#5 + #3) #2 1 #6 7 (#5 + #2)
APlease change the first letters of pictures one and two. You need the middle two letters of picture four and one homophone. All on one line please.
A man walks into a pub carrying a crocodile and a duck. He sets them down on the stool next to him, and says to the rather worried looking barman "I'll have a Scotch and Soda please."
Then the crocodile says "And I'll have a Whiskey Sour."
The barman is astounded and says "That's incredible I've never seen a crocodile that could talk!"
The man shrugs and says "He can't the duck is a ventriloquist."