Mildred was the church gossip and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals.
You would remember that on 2 April last year, my rebus was a pangram, “The quick brown fox jumped over a lazy dog”. I have found a pangram that uses fewer letters.
Hi Jack
Blue never fails to make me laugh! I had a mental picture of him parking his ute and strolling off down the road

My compliments on a clever rebus

I had to resort to pen and paper to sort it in the end!
My rebus is a palindrome.
#4 #3 #2 1 8 (#3 + #2 + #3) #3


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Please lose the first letter of picture one & just use the middle two letters of picture three. Change the second letter of picture four and lose the first three letters of picture six. Finally, please lose the last letter of picture seven and pretend it's all on one line. (sorry I probably should mention that you need the film in picture five)
I attended the wedding reception of an old friend's niece. The groom stood to say a few words. He turned to his bride's mother. "You've given me a gift," he began, "a gift that..."
Here he paused in thought, whereupon his mother-in-law completed the sentence, "That you can't return!"
I'm off to have a cuppa finish my housework.