Hi Moyra,
As requested.
Blue had a didgeridoo and he was playing
Dancing Queen on it. I thought, ‘
that’s Abba-riginal.’
Blue said to his gym instructor: ‘Can you teach me to do the splits?’ The gym instructor replied: ‘
How flexible are you?’ Blue said: ‘
I can’t make Tuesdays.’
I’ve got a new GP . After studying my lab tests, he said I was doing "
fairly well - for my age".
A little concerned, I couldn’t resist asking him, “
Do you think I’ll live to be 90?”
He said, “
I’ll tell you after you answer a few questions, but you must be scrupulously honest". I said I would but I might have been a little careless with the truth on the drinking and eating.
He asked, “
Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?”
“
Oh no,” I replied. “
I’m not doing drugs, either!”
Then he asked, “
Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?”
I said, “
No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy.”
“
Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking or cycling?”
“
No, I don’t,” I proudly said.
He asked, “
Do you gamble, drive fast cars or have a lot of wild sex?”
“
No,” I said, “
absolutely not.”
He looked at me and said, “
Then why do you even give a bugger?”
My rebus today is about a memorial which commemorates a mid 19
th Century altercation between the workers, mostly immigrants, and the police, who represented the Colonial Authority of Great Britain, which resulted in 27 deaths and many injuries.
#6 8(#5 #3)
Conceptually One Line.
Picture 1. Archimedes in his bath. Modesty prevents me from showing him jumping out and running up the street naked and shouting. You know what he was shouting.
Picture 3. Homophone of the middle 3 letters.
Estimated time: 30 seconds to 10 minutes depending on knowlede of Australian and Greek history.
