Here I am again Jack. Just waiting for the fun to start on Fracture clinic.
I've got a nice simple puzzle for you today. It's a film starring one of my favourite actors who shares your name.
10 (#5 + #5)
#4 #5
One of my neighbours, Paul, was browsing round Tesco's supermarket last night & he came across a new brand of condoms called "Olympic". He thought he'd get into the spirit of things & bought a packet. When he got home he ran indoors singing the Olympic theme song & proudly showed them to his wife, Brenda.
"Olympic condoms?" she exclaimed "What makes them so special? Are we only going to use them once every four years?!"
Laughing Paul said "No no! See there are three colours, Gold, Silver & Bronze!"
"What colour are you going to wear tonight?" asked Brenda cheekily.
"Gold of course!" said Paul proudly "what else?"
"Well" she said "why don't you wear silver?"...
"It would be nice if you came second for a change!"
Life can be so confusing. It was only after purchasing a dolphin made of glass that I had any clarity of porpoise!
Nearly home time