Hi Pen,
Back to bread and dripping today.
It sounds like our weather and temperatures are very similar, but you are starting summer whereas we are looking winter in the face. One of my friends from Bowral has been telling me how miserable it is down there. We are getting acclimatised here and so are finding it is colder than we would like. The long term locals here are going around in jumpers and jackets whereas Andrew is going around in shorts and T-shirt and commenting on how mild it is here.
When they were courting, Sheila invited Blue to her house to play a game of Monopoly.
She says “
Stay here, I have to do laundry really quickly.”
Out of nowhere, Roota, her sexy sister comes in and sits by him.
Roota asks “
Do you want to have sex before she gets back?”
Blue got up without a word and went straight to his car.
Sheila was outside the door and hugged him, and said “
I knew I could trust you.”
Moral of the story: Always leave your condoms in the car.
When Sheila was at school, the Headmistress was lecturing the class on Sexual morality...... “
In moments of temptation,” she said to the class, “
ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?”
She almost swallowed her false teeth when Sheila got up and asked “
How do you make it last an hour?”
Today’s rebus asks you to use discretion
#4 #4 #5 6 #5
You is not needed where you insert an apostrophe. Look for homophones even in the clues. Position is part of the answer. Conceptually one line for those with small screens
