I’ve been as busy as a cat in a mouse plague.
Hi Jack
Keep 'em coming - brilliant
Blue's escapade made me howl with laughter - a real cracker
Barbs & I drove to a cafe this morning, left the car & went for a walk. We'd just got back, went inside & ordered some lunch when the heavens opened. Great big hailstones which then turned to rain
Five minutes later & we would have been soaked through to the skin!
I'm back home now & it's pouring with rain again. Still I'm not complaining - it beats being at work
The worst pub I’ve ever been to was called The Fiddle. It really was a vile Inn.
A penguin goes into a pub.
At the bar, the peanuts say, “Nice tie Mr!”
In the toilets, the condom machine says, “You look stupid in that tie.”
So he complains to the barman. The barman says, “The peanuts are complimentary but the condom machine is out of order.”
I bumped into one of my neighbours earlier. He said "It's funny how my wife waits for me in the kitchen all night till I come back from the pub just to ask me what time it is!"