It is definitely drying up – only 2.5 mm (0.1 inches) in the gauge this morning. Before we know it, we will be in the middle of a drought.
Hi Jack
Please to hear your weather's drying up but really hope you don't get a drought. Unfortunately, it's still bitterly cold here. The wind is raw
Popped out to get a paper this morning & got caught in a heavy downpour. Luckily rain & no snow! Just had to go out again to get an MRI scan on my dodgy knee. Bit of a busman's holiday
I totally agree with John. Your post was laugh out loud funny
Those headlines were a great find!
A quick & easy rebus. It's a book from the 1950's which was made into a film.
#3 #4 #2 #4
Please ignore the bottle of fizz in the first picture & lose the first letter of the third picture. You need to shorten the first name of the gent in picture four.
Two old dears, Ethel & Hilda, were outside their old folks home having a smoke, when it started to rain. Hilda pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Ethel: What's that?
Hilda: A condom.
Ethel: Where'd you get it?
Hilda: You can get them at any chemist.
The next day, Ethel hobbled into the local Boots and told the pharmacist that she wanted to buy a packet of condoms.
The guy looked at her kind of strangely (she was, after all, in her 80s), but politely asked what brand she preferred.
"It doesn't matter" she replied "as long as it fits a camel!"
Leave you with a silly joke