Brisbane and surrounding areas have been put in a 3 day lock-down from 4.00 pm.
Hi Jack
That's a bit of a bugger
Not what you need.
On the brighter side you're finding some great stuff at the moment
Have you found a new source?
I've solved half of both the rebuses! Not terribly helpful. I would rather have sussed one or the other!!
My rebus is a couple of books by a British author, famous for historical fiction.
#4 #4 & 5 (#1 + #4) #2 #3 #6
THE Lee Mack.
"I've always wanted to kidnap the ex-professional tennis player Pat Cash, so after his family pays the ransom I can ring them up and ask them 'do you want cash back?'"
Victoria Wood.
"People think I hate sex. I don't. I just don't like things that stop you seeing the television properly."
"I thought Coq au Vin was love in a lorry."
"I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room. I don't know who got my moped but I've been driving that Peugeot for years."
Leave you with a few silly jokes