Hi Jack
I've been trying to match your 'busier than a mosquito in a nudist colony' but the best I could come up with is I've been busier than a squirrel in a nut factory or busier than a plastic surgeon in Hollywood
I tore about like a blue arsed fly this morning. Went shopping & came back & made an attempt at some housework & then got some lunch. Ms Google tells me that this saying originates from the British armed forces! Anyway the upshot is that I'm being lazier than the bluebottle swatted with a heavy book this afternoon!
I love the sound of Snugglepot & Cuddlepie
Another children's book I would have enjoyed.
I've got a simple little puzzle. A book I loved when I was a kid.
#3 #3 #2 #3 #3
It's a say what you see. I'm sure you'll find it rather easy peasey
Kylie rang me the other day to say that her Aunt Sheila was so fed up with Uncle Blue she had taken a lover. Anyway one night Sheila & her man were in bed together when there was a commotion downstairs. The man panicked & said "Oh heavens your husband is home! What am I going to do?"
Sheila replied "Just stay in bed - he'll be so drunk he'll never notice you're here with me"
The fear of getting caught trying to escape was more powerful than the thought of getting caught in bed with Sheila, so he trusted her advice.
Blue staggered into the bedroom & crawled into bed & he pulled up the duvet exposing six feet. "Sheila" he shouted "what the bloody hell is going on? I see six feet at the end of the bed!"
Sheila calmly said "You're so drunk Blue you can't count. If you don't believe me count them again"
Blue got out of bed & counted "one, two, three, four...bugger me you're right!"
Going to have 40 winks while my jacket spud cooks