Today doesn’t feel like a Sunday
The Christmas flag has been put in storage until next December, this is its replacement
Hi Jack
You're right it doesn't feel like Sunday today. It's Bank Holiday here tomorrow but I'm going into work. It's a bit of extra money & I'm taking Thursday off instead.
The replacement flag is brilliant - just love it
I think I've solved your tricky puzzle! I'm continuing on a theme! Another of my Dad's favourite sayings... (I've pinched a few of your ideas
) It's a bit ambitious
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First 4 letters of 1st picture. Remove the 4th letter from the 6th picture. Hope you can pick the bones out of it!
A cat dies & goes to heaven. God meets him at the gate & says "You've been a good cat all these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask"
The cat replies "Well I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm & had to sleep on hard wooden floors"
God says "Say no more" and instantly a soft fluffy cushion appears.
A few days later six mice die & go to heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer he made the cat.
The mice said "All our lives we've had to run. Cats, dogs & even women with brooms have chased us. If we could only have a pair of roller skates we wouldn't have to run any more"
God says "Say no more" & each mouse is fitted with a beautiful tiny pair of roller skates.
About a week later God decides to check & see how the cat is doing.
The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently wakes him up & asks "How are you doing? Are you happy here?"
The cat yawns & stretches & replies "I've never been happier in my life. And those meals on wheels you've been sending over are the best!"
Leave you with a naff joke
The kettle's calling me!