Hi Pen,
Another busy day. The Blind man came at 7.30 am. I mowed the lawns and did a bit of whipper-snipping and then we went over to Coorparoo and didn’t get back until after 5.00
I think the cowboy is Blue’s American cousinBlue has relatives all over the world. He says that some emphasise the differences of people from different countries whereas he says he is is surprised at how similar they are in basic characteristics.
A Jewish man, for the sake of the story let’s call him Blueski, was finally allowed to leave the Soviet Union, to emigrate to Israel. When he was searched at the Moscow airport, the customs official found a bust of Lenin.
Customs: What is that?
Blueski: What is that? What is that?! Don't say "What is that?" say "Who is that? That is Comrade Lenin! The genius who thought up this worker's paradise! He laid the foundations of socialism and created the future and prosperity of the Russian people. I am taking it with me as a memory of our dear hero”
The official laughed and let Blueski through.
Blueski arrived at Tel Aviv airport, where an Israeli customs official found the bust of Lenin.
Customs: What is that?
Blueski: What is that? What is that?! Don't say "What is that?" say "Who is that?" That is Lenin! The sonofabitch! I take this statue with me so I can curse him every day." I will put him on display in my toilet for all the years he prevented me from coming home.
The official laughed and let him through.
When he arrived at his family's house in Jerusalem, his grandson saw him unpack the bust.
Grandson: Who is that?
Blueski: Who is that? Who is that?! Don't say "Who is that?" say "What is that?" That, my child, is ten kilograms of solid gold that I managed to bring with me without paying any customs duty and tax."
MORAL :- Politics is when you can bullshit in different ways to fool different audiences, to allow you to look good in every situation.