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Re: More or Les (was Bloody Plurals)
« Reply #5070 on: November 19, 2020, 02:36:34 AM »


Have a great day Les with lots of beer & some cake perhaps >:D

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« Reply #5071 on: November 19, 2020, 03:07:27 AM »
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Looks like he suffers from gynecomastia.  Reassure me you don't have to go to the internet to look up that. >:D


Sorry I can't offer you the reassurance you require :laugh:  I did have to consult Ms Google for the definition!

         

I hope Les wont find these cartoons a bit racy >:D



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Re: More or Les (was Bloody Plurals)
« Reply #5072 on: November 19, 2020, 11:50:28 AM »
Happy Birthday, Les.
Nothing worse than wishing your birthday could pass by unacknowledged and then have it pass by unacknowledged  :-[
Hope you have a great day!
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« Reply #5073 on: November 19, 2020, 12:19:49 PM »
Keep your candles burning bright. Here’s to many good times

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Re: More or Les (was Bloody Plurals)
« Reply #5074 on: November 19, 2020, 01:46:59 PM »
All the best, Les. I had a birthday with a zero on the end recently, but it only hit me when someone doing a survey asked me my age, and I struggled to get the number out. So I understand how you might feel about birthdays.

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« Reply #5075 on: November 19, 2020, 05:32:04 PM »
I had a birthday with a zero on the end recently......
........and it's now clear from your 'careen' post what number came before the zero!  ;D

Youngster!!

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« Reply #5076 on: November 19, 2020, 06:39:23 PM »
Happy  birthday Les have a good one

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Re: More or Les (was Bloody Plurals)
« Reply #5077 on: November 19, 2020, 06:59:42 PM »
Thank you to everyone for all of your very kind birthday wishes.

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Re: More or Les (was Bloody Plurals)
« Reply #5078 on: November 19, 2020, 11:56:49 PM »
Hope you've had an enjoyable day Les :)

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« Reply #5079 on: November 20, 2020, 12:28:46 AM »
Hi Jack

I'm a bit late on parade today!  I decided to take the day off so I've been shopping this morning & done a little light housework - nothing too strenuous :laugh:  It's finally stopped bucketing down with rain & the sun's come out so I'm off to meet an old friend for a socially distanced walk :)

One day at the bus stop there was a girl wearing a skin tight mini skirt.
When the bus arrived she realised that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach the step.
Thinking it would give her a little slack she reached back & unzipped her skirt a little.
She still couldn't reach the step.
Embarrassed she reached back to unzip her skirt a little more.
Still she couldn't reach the step.
So with her zip halfway down she reached behind & unzipped her skirt all the way down.
Thinking that surely she must be able get on the bus now she lifted her leg only to realise she still couldn't reach the step.
So, seeing how embarrassed she was, the gent behind her put his hands round her waist & lifted her onto the bus.
The girl turned round furiously & said "How dare you touch me like that - I don't even know you!"
Shocked, the man said "Well miss, after you reached round & undid my fly three times I thought we were friends!"

      

Time I wasn't here!

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« Reply #5080 on: November 20, 2020, 03:04:03 AM »
Hi Pen,

Hope you enjoyed your walk.

I almost slept through the alarm to get up to do my Bonnie duty.  It is a cool night here, 17oC, and ideal for sleeping.




You don’t have to tell a Border Collie something twice.  They herd you the first time.



Cheers, Jack


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Re: More or Les (was Bloody Plurals)
« Reply #5081 on: November 20, 2020, 12:15:20 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rg-Q-V3vVAo

This is an early xmas gift for all of the dog owners out there.
It is a xmas carol called " Raise the Woof " written specifically for dogs but it does come with the warning that if you are going to play this song for your dog, then you should be prepared to go " walkies ".
Jack, perhaps you could video Bonnie's reaction to the song & share it with the forum.

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Re: More or Les (was Bloody Plurals)
« Reply #5082 on: November 20, 2020, 01:42:25 PM »
I had a birthday with a zero on the end recently......
........and it's now clear from your 'careen' post what number came before the zero!  ;D

Youngster!!

Sprung!  ;D

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Re: More or Les (was Bloody Plurals)
« Reply #5083 on: November 20, 2020, 02:32:32 PM »
Hope you've had an enjoyable day Les :)

By pure coincidence one of my great nieces had to come to Brisbane to have a laser eye procedure which was booked for 8.00am on Thursday 19th.
So the whole family came down on the Wednesday afternoon & as my building is virtually across the road from the hospital they chose to take a couple of adjoining apartments on the the same level where i live.
I had also previously arranged for a couple of mates & their wives & kids to come over on the Wednesday afternoon to watch the footy that night.
They all seemed to turn up at around the same time but everybody quickly settled in.
All of the younger ones headed straight to the pool area with the remaining women & girls congregating in their apartments & all the blokes & boys in mine as that was where all the alcohol was & of course i have the big screen T.V.
I was tasked with taking care of tea which going to be Pizza's.
The pizza delivery arrived right on time at 5.30 pm so i went down to the foyer to collect it. We had been going backward & forward between apartments all afternoon so all of the doors had been left ajar.
Arms loaded up with pizzas, i return to my apartment only to find it empty.
As i turn to go over to the girls apartment, i am greeted by Joy carrying a large birthday cake. ( Joy is my older brother's widow, i had no idea that she was even going to be here, the anniversary of my brothers passing is of course on the 26th.) At the same time, led by my big sister, people started streaming in from the balcony singing happy birthday.
To say i was surprised would be an under statement.
Even though at times, things got a bit emotional, it was a wonderful night, capped off of course by Queensland's fantastic win in the footy to take out the S.O.O. series win.
My best mate would have loved it.

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Re: More or Les (was Bloody Plurals)
« Reply #5084 on: November 20, 2020, 02:43:33 PM »
Jack, perhaps you could video Bonnie's reaction to the song & share it with the forum.

No reaction at all, Les.  Perhaps, she didn't understand the term "Walkies".  I have generally observed that people who say "walkies" and other "baby talk" to their dog believe that they are vastly superior in intellect to the dog.  People who own Border Collies very rarely are. :D

I read somewhere that Border Collies have been measured to have a vocabulary of over 1000 words.
« Last Edit: November 20, 2020, 02:45:54 PM by Ozzyjack »
Cheers, Jack


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