Smee again, Pen.
0.649606 inchesWe visited Coorparoo yesterday morning and so Bonnie was tired in the afternoon after scragging with Dusty for a couple of hours. I had an appointment with a dental technician and so my theme today is dentists.
The predicted storm yesterday was a damp squib in the afternoon but may have come back last night. I woke up briefly about 10:30 and it was raining and thundery but I went straight back to sleep.
In case you wondered, I am up at this time to take Bonnie outside briefly in an effort to promote her toilet training.
I have used the last one before, but it is one of my favourites.
Blue went in to make an appointment with the dentist.
"
I'm sorry sir." the receptionist said. "
He's out right now, but..."
"
Thank you." interrupted the obviously nervous Blue. "
When will he be out again?"
Blue finally got an appointment and after the dentist examines him, he says, "
that tooth has to come out. I'm going to give you a shot of Novocain and I'll be back in a few minutes."
Blue replies, "
absolutely not. It makes me sick for a couple of days. I'm not having gas."
So, the dentist steps out and comes back with a glass of water, "
here," he says. "T
ake this pill."
Blue asks "
What is it?"
The dentist replies, "
Viagra."
Blue looks surprised, "
will that kill the pain?" he asks.
"
No," replies the dentist, "
but it will give you something to hang on to while I pull your tooth!"
Blue asked his dentist whether it wasn’t nasty to be all the day with his hands in someone's mouth.
The dentist answered "
I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."
Make that 2 a.m.