Hi Jack
Not sure I've been awesome today but I've had a very busy Monday morning! I've left the main department & now ready for my stint on Fracture Clinic. Hoping it's going to be a bit quieter this afternoon. (should that be this arvo?
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Your post made me chuckle & cheered up my morning
A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer pulled him over and began to issue a ticket. "How did you know I was speeding?" the frustrated driver asked.
The police officer pointed somberly towards the sky.
"You mean," asked the motorist, "that even He is against me?"
What is vicious, Victorian and lives at the bottom of the sea?
Jack the Kipper.
This man wrote into the Daily Mirror for some advice. He said, 'Dear Marge, I must get this off my chest. I did this awful golf shot, and the ball didn't go anywhere near the green. In fact it landed on this bloke's head and killed him. What shall I do?'
Marge said, 'Try and get more rhythm in your swing.'
Thought Les might enjoy a couple of these
Crikey I can't believe Bonnie is 12 weeks old already
Hope the inoculations passed uneventfully.
Found this by accident & it made me smile