Hi Jack
I think something like this would suit Les
Obviously the model is a lady but I'm sure he'd appreciate the subject matter in view of his penchant for the nags
Or maybe he'd prefer something like this?
Smashing pictures but I was a bit surprised that Bonnie didn't seem to appreciate the golf on the telly
I put a bet on a horse to come in at 10 to 1 – and it did! Unfortunately all the others came in at 12.30.
I put a bet on a horse that had excellent breeding. After the horse left the starting gate, he stopped and closed it behind him.
What’s a horse’s favourite TV show? Neighbours!
A man was sitting quietly, reading his Sporting Life one morning, when his wife sneaked up behind him and whacked him on the back of the head with a frying pan. "What did I do to deserve that?" said the man.
"What was that piece of paper in your trouser pocket with the name Daisy written on it?" his wife asked.
"Oh darling, you remember two weeks ago when I went to the races? Daisy was the name of one of the horses I bet on." The wife looked satisfied and apologised.
Three days later the man was once again sitting in his chair reading when his wife hit him on the back of the head with the frying pan. "What in the world was that for this time?" the man asks. "Your horse just telephoned!"