I didn't get it and my missus did explain it to me. Quite clever.
If the nuns went out in this without clothes they would all be blue
I can’t remember if I have tried Blue Nun but I have had other brands of Liebfraumilch.
You might be interested in the late Len Evans Theory of Capacity.
Hi Jack
That's a great joke
Zoe & I had to read it 2 or 3 times then, as Les said, the
penny dropped!!
I also very much enjoyed the Capacity of Theory
It was clever & really tickled me!
All that snow made me feel really chilly. Brrr! I'm sure I've said it before but you don't think of there being much snow in your corner of the world!! Well obviously not in your new neck of the woods
While out playing a round of golf a man accidentally overturns his buggy. An attractive lady golfer, who lived in a house by the course, heard the noise & rushed over. "Are you alright?" she enquired.
"I'm ok thanks" replies the man & crawls out of the twisted buggy.
The lady continued "My house is just over there, why don't you come & rest a while & I'll help you sort the buggy out later"
Her silky bathrobe was partly open & revealed a very nice figure. "That's very kind of you" the man said "but I don't think my wife would like it"
She was very pretty & very persuasive & the man was very weak..."Okay" he said "but I'm sure my wife wont like it"
After a couple of cold beers the man thanked her and said "I feel much better now but I know my wife is going to be very upset so I'd better leave now"
"Don't be silly" said the lady with a smile letting her robe fall open a little more "stay a while - she wont know anything. By the way where is she?"
"Still under the golf buggy I suppose!"
I'm off to the kitchen to see what I can find