Hi Pen,
In Facebook today, I think we got a look at the other people lined up for the puppies.
The caption was
“5 weeks old today only one week until we start making decisions on where these babies will spend their lives. ”
Today’s story is set, I hope, a long time in the future. It was sent to me in an email with very graphic pictures but I deleted them from this post in case they got Les too excited.
Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton both die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in.
The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to Heaven. Dolly takes off her top and says,
'Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.'The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, drinks it down. Then, pees into a toilet and pulls the lever.
The Angel says, '
OK, your Majesty, you may go in.'
Dolly is outraged and asks, '
What was that all about? I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She pees into a toilet and she gets in! Would you explain that to me?'
'
Sorry, Dolly,' says the Angel, ‘
but even in Heaven, a Royal Flush beats a Pair - no matter how big they are’.
I must go and mow the lawn. The grass grows faster here in a week than it did in a month down in the Highlands.