Hi Les
I lose track of the time difference between us. I read your post earlier & had a vision of you sitting down to lunch & demolishing a whole roast chook & loaf of crusty bread - washed down with a glass or 2 or beer
My lunch today was tuna & tomato sarnie. Nowt exciting but it filled me up!
I like chorizo in small doses & love pepperoni pizza so it's not the spiciness that puts me off. Maybe it's because the last time I tried salami it was served cold & I hated the taste & texture.
Your jokes were funny - even if they were nearly sprouting whiskers
These signs have allegedly been spotted in public use.
Sign in a London department store: Bargain basement upstairs.
In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken.
In an office: After tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.
Outside a secondhand shop: We exchange anything--bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.
Notice sent to residents of a Wiltshire parish: Due to increasing problems with the litter louts and vandals, we must ask anyone with relatives buried in the graveyard to do their best to keep them in order.
Sign warning of quicksand: Quicksand, any person passing this point will be drowned, by order of the district council.
Spotted in a safari park: Elephants please stay in your car.
Did you hear about the man who was found guilty of overusing commas?
The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence.
These haven't just got whiskers but a full bushy beard
Still made me chuckle though!