Hi Jack
It sounds a bit like pulling teeth trying to book that hotel
Very appropriate in the circumstances!!
I've had a look at Redland Bay & it looks gorgeous. It has a beautiful golf course
What do you get if you cross a mouse with an oil can?
A squeak that oils itself.
What is the difference between a gardener and a snooker player?
One minds his peas, and the other minds his cues.
I'll leave you with a couple of daft jokes
I hope you find your new home tomorrow