I've had a very busy day & am totally knacked so my post is like me tonight! Very short & possibly not so sweet
Hi Pen,
After the week I have had, I think I have deserved to have a relaxing Saturday, so nothing too mind-stretching today.
I've been thinking about your statement that the characteristics of your posts reflect your disposition. Now I can see how you can control how sweet they are but how are you going to make them anything but short?
You know it’s a pity you are not a psychic. If you were and you were arrested and escaped from goal, the headline in the
Sun could read, "SMALL MEDIUM AT-LARGE."
You’ve probably guessed that Blue is a big strong man who isn’t afraid to have a drink on the odd occasion. This was one of those occasions. Blue got into a bit of a barney in the Bowral
Scottish Arms..
When Constable Plod, nicknamed
’Cautious”, turned up to sort it out, Blue boasted that he could whip Cautious and the "Heavy Weight Boxing Champion of the World” one at a time or both together."
Cautious Said, "I'll bet that you're also an escape artist too, probably better than Houdini."
Blue enthusiastically agreed.
"If I had some chains," Cautious continued, "you could show us how strong you really are. But all I've got is a set of handcuffs. Why don't you see just how quickly you can break out of them?"
Once in the cuffs, Blue puffed, pulled and jerked for four minutes.
"I can't get out of these," Blue growled.
"Are you sure?" Cautious asked.
Blue tried again. "Nope," he replied. "I can't do it."
"In that case," said Cautious, "you're under arrest."
When they got to the police station, Blue demanded to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"Not on yer life. You'll get your chance to get even in court," said the desk sergeant.
"No, no, no!" insisted Blue. "All I want to know how he got into the house without waking Sheila. I've been trying to do that for years!"
The puzzle for today is the name in English of the world's longest novel, according to Guinness World Records.
11 2 6 4
The bonus points are for the Author and the title in the original language.
of In the first picture, you are only interested in the title of the day.