the last one {cartoon}seems to be the Irish spelling?
So does the first one - but neither spoil the joke - all very good.
If you still need a hint on the puzzle, a quick look at the sixth book in the Bible might provide the inspiration you need,
These might tickle Michael more than you, Pen. I’ll have to find some about pink wine.
Blue was having a quite beer in our local and chatting with his mate, Wazza, the barman (
I think his real name is Warren, but nobody except perhaps his mother calls him that)
A snazzily dressed man, exuding self-importance, walks into the bar and approaching them without even an “
excuse me” demands a 40 year old scotch whisky.
Wazza says "
I'll see what I can find in the back room"
He emerges from the back room only a few minutes later with a glass and gives it to the man., who takes a sip and belligerently says, "
I asked for 40-year-old whisky. This is only 12-year-old."
Impressed that the man could tell the difference, Wazza thought there might be something better in the bottle shop next door, and he goes out once again. Gone for longer than last time, he comes back with another glass and hands it to the man. He sniffs the contents of the glass and takes a sip.
"
This!" The man says, clearly frustrated. "
isn't 40 years old either. You've given me 20-year-old whisky" and he starts abusing Wazza. Astonished, Wazza tries to calm the man down.
Blue in the meantime had been out and came back. He approaches the disgruntled man with a glass of his own.
"
That's bloody impressive, mate. Here, try this" Blue says handing him the glass.
Without smelling the contents, the man knocks back the glass. The man quickly spits out the liquid and shouts. "
That's piss!"
"
Correct." Blue says with his cheekiest grin. "
Now tell me how old I am."
How are you on American Negro Spirituals, Pen.
The title of this one is a cinch 5 3, 5 7
But can you work out (or remember) the 3rd line of the second verse without looking it up 1 4 2 6 6 5 2