I was happy to read that you were 'firing on all cylinders'. I had to look up bushranger!! Seems a little harsh but I presume he was joking!!
Spot on, again. I'll have to get a bit cleverer with my challenges, Pen.
One of the pleasures of playing golf with good friends is the banter. He calls me a
bushranger; I call him a
burglar or
a jammy bugger when he sinks a long putt. We both know golf is a game of ups and downs. You can have a run of holes where you have net pars and birdies and you wonder why you have found the game so difficult and then you strike a run of hole where you wonder if you will ever score well again. Very occasionally, the run of holes lasts for the whole game or the better part of it. To put it in perspective, on most holes my handicap gives me an extra two strokes, so my net birdie is often an actual bogie.
People have no respect for the cloth anymore with all this kiddyfiddling going on. Our local priest had a bottle of toilet cleaner poured over him. A police spokesman said the assailant had been charged with a bleach of the Priest!
Sheila went into one of our local stores to order some underwear with a message written across the front. She wanted it to say “
If you can read this, you’re too close.” The shop assistant asked what style of lettering she would like it in. Sheila said,”
Braille”.
But I’m waffling on, Pen. Blue is always telling me I need to be concise. I need someone to explain to me exactly what concise means. Please be short, brief and to the point.
How are you on mythical creatures? Here is one for you. 3 10 7
