Hi Pen,
Great posts, Pen. A few write-ups you might be interested in:
ChooksLong Stories
A man quits his job as a banker. The pay's amazing, but the hours are far too long, and he just doesn't find the work fulfilling. So he uses all the money he's saved up from the work to buy a small farm near Moss Vale, where he moves to become a farmer.
And right away he loves the work. He loves waking up at 6 am to feed the chickens, he loves choosing which crops to plant where, and when, he loves the peace and quiet he feels way out in the country; but more than anything else he loves the farm vehicles. He's obsessed with his vehicles, subscribing to all the magazines:
Tractors monthly, The Combine Harvesters bi-monthly review, The original farm vehicles annual, and many more. His vehicles are all absolutely top of the range, with the most cutting edge accessories money can buy, and he prides himself on it.
And his life continues like this for many years. But eventually, he meets a woman, they decide to have children and, after debating together for a long time, they decide to sell the farm and move back into the suburbs for the sake of the kids. His wife goes to work as a teacher, he works part time in finance, and although this isn't quite as good as the life he's left behind, he's more than happy to bear with it for the children.
A few years later the family's eating out in the son's favourite restaurant, to celebrate his 10th birthday, when a disaster occurs and a small fire starts unnoticed in the kitchen. Within minutes it's totally out of control, and smoke begins to spill under the door, quickly filling up the room. Everyone in the room starts coughing and choking, trying to escape but unsure where the exit is, being disoriented from smoke inhalation. But the man, seeing this, takes a huge breath in: and inhales all the smoke, giving everyone just enough time to escape unharmed before the fire spreads out of kitchen.
When the firemen arrive, they're unable to save to restaurant. But upon seeing that everyone's escaped safely, and hearing what happened from the other customers, the chief fireman goes up to the man and says "
Wow! You're a hero, saving all these people and getting everyone out unharmed! But really, how were you able to get rid of all the smoke so easily?"
And the man says "
Ah, it's easy! You see, I'm a huge ex-tractor fan"
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