Thanks for the hint Jack
Would never have got it without! 'kill two birds with one stone' Very fiendish & very clever!
I was beginning to think that
4, 3, 3
before I solved it!
Yes I know it's far too easy & a bit feeble but it's the best I could do in the circumstances
I'll leave you with a couple of naff jokes & the hopes that you managed to sleep right through. Home in just over an hour
Can't wait!!
Jack was furious when his steak arrived cooked too rare.
'Waiter,' Jack shouted, 'Didn't you hear me say "well done"?'
'Of course I did, sir, I can't thank you enough, sir,' replied the waiter. 'I hardly ever get a compliment.'
Classic Bus Driver Joke
The driver was just about to press the button to close the doors, 'Is everyone aboard the bus?' asked Dave the driver. 'No,' called Mavis, 'please wait until I get my clothes on.'
Well, all the passengers turned their heads towards the door. What they saw surprised them, a young woman was wrestling a bag full of laundry up the bus steps.
God Phones Noah to Order a New Ark
Expecting bad weather? OK, same specs as last time?
Nope, this time I want 20 decks says Noah
20! That's huge. OK, kitted out for the animals as usual?
No, this time it's for fish.
FISH! OK, you're the boss. I'll get the whole selection, cod, haddock, skate . .
No, just carp.
Just the one type? Carp
Yep, that's right carp.
OK, says Noah, but can I just ask why?
I just fancied a multi-storey carp ark!
GROAN