JACKI got up this morning and was feeling very grumpy
I read your post & roared with laughter and now
You were right the magic video was brilliant & the joke hilarious
I have to agree with you about the golf. It would be smashing if Shane Lowry could hold on & win. The 3 Brits are still in contention
I have to ask if JB Holmes has a first name?
It's not as funny as yours but this tickled me
Two dwarfs were on a golf holiday, and after playing 36 holes on the
first day, they hit the local bar.
After a few drinks, they decided to pick up two prostitutes and take them
back to their hotel rooms.
The first dwarf, however, was unable to get an erection. His depression
was made worse by the fact that from the next room he heard cries of "One,
two, three ... agh!" all night long.
On the first tee the next morning, the second dwarf asked the first, "How
did it go?"
The first whispered back, "It was so embarrassing. I couldn't get an
erection."
The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?" he
cried. "I couldn't even get on the damn bed!"
My friend Bex has a new nickname for me
Time for lunch
Must get the kettle on!