JACKI'm not firing on all cylinders today
. I have a headache & I'm gearing up for a busy afternoon! The weather here has suddenly got very warm. They are forecasting a hot & sunny Easter. Almost unheard of
I loved your joke - brightened up my day & made me laugh
Here's a little bit of Victoria Wood...
"My boyfriend had a sex manual but he was dyslexic. I was lying there and he was looking for my vinegar."
“I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room. I don’t know who got my moped but I’ve been driving that Peugeot for years.”
“A man is designed to walk three miles in the rain to phone for help when the car breaks down, and a woman is designed to say, ‘you took your time’ when he comes back dripping wet.”
"People think I hate sex. I don't. I just don't like things that stop you seeing the television properly."
Soon be home time
Only 2 hours & 26 minutes to go!
TOMORROW