Hi Pen,
Sounds like you needed to get back to work to recover from exhaustion.
Great joke Les just told. It keeps lapin around in my head.
I can’t match it. All I can come up with at this time of night is an old chestnut but it involves a dog not a horse.
Les walks into a bar with a Border Collie.
The barman says, "Sorry, mate. No dogs allowed.
Les says, "But this is a special dog -- he talks!"
"Yeah, right," says the barman. "Now get out before I throw you out."
"No, wait," says Les. "I'll prove it." He turns to the dog and asks, "What do you normally find on top of a house?"
"Roof!" says the dog, wagging his tail.
"Listen, mate..." says the barman.
"Wait," says Les, "I'll ask another question." He turns to the dog and asks, "What's the opposite of smooth?"
"Rough!" exclaims the dog.
"Quit wasting my time and get out of here," says the barman.
"One more chance, he even knows about American sport" pleads Les. Turning to the dog, he asks,
"Who was the greatest baseball player that ever lived?"
"Ruth!" barked the dog.
"Okay, that's it!" says the barman, and physically throws Les and the dog out onto the street.
Turning to Les, the Border Collie shrugs and says, "Maybe I should have said Joe Dimaggio?"
I hope the patients are treating you kindly.
Toodle Pip