G'day Jack,
Did I ever tell you about the time that me & me good mate Fred decided to pool our hard earned funds & have a crack at running a travel agency?
After just a few months in business suddenly, out of the blue, Fred declares that he is changing his name & going to America.
G’day Les,
Have you never wondered how your business got off the ground so fast making you lots of moolah and why Fred skipped the country? It was because he was a crook and thought his shonky practices would catch up with him.
For instance, a man was walking down the street when he saw the sign in the window of a your travel agency
CRUISES – $500. He goes inside and hands Fred $500. Fred then whacks him over the head with a baseball bat and throws him in the Brisbane river.
Shortly after, another man decides to go on the cruise and pays Fred $500. Fred then whacks him with the baseball bat and throws him in the river.
Sometime later, the two men are floating down the river together and the first man asks, “
Do you think they’ll serve any food on this cruise?” The second man says,
“I don’t think so. They didn’t do it last year.”
Still not all of your customers aspired to sainthood.
I heard one of them pulled into a hotel around midnight and asked the night-clerk for a single room. As the clerk filled out the paperwork, the man looks around and sees a gorgeous young woman sitting in the lobby. He tells the clerk to wait while he disappears into the lobby. After a minute he comes back, with the woman on his arm.
“
Fancy meeting my wife here,” he says to the clerk. “
Guess I’ll need a double room for the night.”
Next morning, he comes to settle his bill, and finds the amount to be over $3000.
“
What’s the meaning of this?” he yells at the clerk. “
I’ve only been here one night!” “
Yes,” says the clerk, “
but your wife has been here for three weeks.”
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