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Re: More or Les (was Bloody Plurals)
« Reply #1155 on: June 27, 2018, 10:51:10 PM »

sorry Jack back to English :-[  I did German at school many many years ago & I've forgotten a lot more than I remember!

What happened to getting the practice in?  The only German I had before we called in to Germany on our way to Scotland in 2004 was what I picked up from Biggles, and Hogan’s Heroes.. To prepare for the trip I used to listen to Michel Thomas tapes on my headphones as I walked the dogs through the bush. I got to the stage where given enough time to take think it out, I could speak simple sentences on a number of subjects but I never got to the point where I could claim to have conversational German.  I would steel myself up to make a statement, my mind would go blank and I would blurt out Sprechen Sie English.  They invariably did and were very gracious.   But as with you, if you don’t use it, you lose it. But remember Dr Google does a pretty good translation.  So keep trying  :D

My friend Eve & I are spending a week in Remagen.

I look forward to a detailed report.


Going to melt into a puddle...phew!

It’s a tropical 8oC here.  The showers are keeping the temperature from dropping.

Bis Spater
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Re: More or Les (was Bloody Plurals)
« Reply #1156 on: June 28, 2018, 04:44:08 AM »
Oh Jack I wish it was a tropical 8c here - just for an hour or 2.  Preferably at bedtime so I can get a decent nights sleep :-Y
In my defence I do think that German is a very difficult language to learn & pronounce. Does that sound like a very feeble excuse??  :-[
For some reason I can remember a lot more of my schoolgirl French!
I will persevere....mochtest du ein glas wein haben? to which you would reply
Ja ein kleiner sauvignon blanc bitte.
I'm not sure why they put have at the end of a sentence!
Bottoms up :laugh:
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« Reply #1157 on: June 28, 2018, 04:46:52 AM »
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THERE IS NO WAY THAT I AM EVEN SLIGHTLY ADDICTED TO CHI !!!


Oh dear Les!  Sounds like you are extremely addicted >:D
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Re: More or Les (was Bloody Plurals)
« Reply #1158 on: June 28, 2018, 09:40:55 AM »
Oh Jack I wish it was a tropical 8c here - just for an hour or 2.  Preferably at bedtime so I can get a decent nights sleep :-Y

I know what you mean Pen.  I googled Bletchley to find out a bit about where you live.  It informed me for the last few days in Bletchley:
 
  • The birds have to use pot holders to pull worms out of the ground.
  • The potatoes cook underground, and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
  • Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs.
  • The cows are giving evaporated milk.
  • The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
  • Hot water now comes out of both taps

It is not without humour, Pen.  You know that newly married couple down the street from you, Richard and Michelle. Apparently Rich got out of the shower and said “Honey, it’s just too hot to wear clothes today, what do you think the neighbours will say if I mow the lawn naked”. Michelle replied: “That I didn’t marry you for your money”.

I will persevere....mochtest du ein glas wein haben? to which you would reply Ja ein kleiner sauvignon blanc bitte.

That’s correct German but incorrect Jack.  kleiner should be sehr grosser.

I'm not sure why they put have at the end of a sentence!

Latin has the verbs at the end of clauses so I guess Germans weren’t as flexible as the English and the French in evolving the language.

I’ve added to Les’s description – “bawdy one day, sensitive the next, ironic always”

Bottoms up :laugh:
Zum Wohl!, Auf Ihre Gesundheit!
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Re: More or Les (was Bloody Plurals)
« Reply #1159 on: June 28, 2018, 02:52:12 PM »
I envy you the Old Peculier; although there are many things to like in Thailand, their beer is not one of them!


Mike,

The Theakton's website said they exported to Thailand, so I sent an email asking them for details.  The reply is a disappointment in the short term but may offer some long term hope.

Quote from: Mike Morris

From: "Mike Morris" <mamorris@ntlworld.com>
Date: 26 June 2018 at 8:32:09 pm AEST
To: OzzyJack (real email suppressed)
Subject: FW: Your Outlets in Thailand

Hi John
 
Thank you for your email to Theakstons, I’m the Export Manager.
 
I’m really sorry that I can’t help you, especially as you’re supporting us down in Australia.
 
We did export to Thailand but then our importer went out of business (long story, bit dodgy, think he upset some people he shouldn’t have done!) so unfortunately we’re no longer there.
 
We keep looking but at the moment nothing to report
 
Hope that helps, even if it doesn’t really give you good news to give your friend.
 
Cheers
Mike
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« Reply #1160 on: June 28, 2018, 06:07:53 PM »
Another day off work today which is just as well because I found it impossible to fit in all the little jobs that were meant to be done yesterday without interfering with my Chi schedule.
So it was back to woollies this arv to buy all the groceries that I forgot to get yesterday.
The " garden " pots have all been emptied, filled with fresh potting mix & seedlings planted.
The scratches on the bathroom door have been painted over with such expertise that it looks like brand new.
Lamb shanks are bubbling away in the slow cooker & will be perfectly cooked by about 6.30pm which is when Karen is due back from Cairns. ( It has been drizzling rain here all day & is quite cool , so i am sure that she will appreciate coming home to a ready to eat hot meal. )

Anyway, enough about my mundane routine, the reason for this post is all about my recent visit to Woolies.

For the benefit of those outside Australia i should explain that for many years, we here in Queensland, have been at the mercy of just two major supermarket chains; Coles & Woolworths (Woolies.. even when we hate them we still give them affectionate nick names. )
Thankfully, in recent years we have seen some genuine competion come in from overseas with chains like Aldi & Costco forcing our local conglomerates to finally lower their prices & of course on top of that you have the impact of on line shopping which is finally seeing us pay a reasonable price for our groceries.

Woolies latest endeavour to attract more customers is to go " green " & abolish the very convenient " single use " plastic bags.
Yesterday, when i arrived at the store " bagless " i had no choice but to pay $1.90 for a  "reusable " canvas bag which is the reason that i came home with only half of the groceries that i had intended to buy.

For many years i have been building a huge stash of single use plastic bags, mainly because i use them as garbage bin liners but they also come in handy for countless other purposes.
I can honestly say that none of my " single use " plastic bags which i use over & over again, have never ended up in the ocean.

So today i simply filled my reusable canvas bag with half a dozen single use plastic bags & at the checkout helped the girl attach them to the " twirly thingo " at the end of the counter & proceeded through without a hitch.
Those very same half dozen " single use " plastic bag are now stowed in my " reusable " canvas bag which is left in the boot of the car ready for the next shop.










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« Reply #1161 on: June 28, 2018, 06:40:13 PM »
If I have used the currency calculator correctly you have to pay 56p in UK Stirling for your plastic bags. About 3 years ago our Government brought in a charge of just 5p. I work in a shop and after 3 years we still have people moaning about paying for a bag!. I will now point out that emigrating to Aus would be a false economy!Personally I always have a bag or two with me and did so even before we were charged for them. My husband also works in a shop and has seen women walking out in a huff carrying underwear in their hands rather than pay 5p!!

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« Reply #1162 on: June 28, 2018, 07:07:31 PM »
  We haven't had plastic bags in Supermarket since 2009 in South Australia

  Amazing how you get used to it

  Always bags in my handbag even when I go interstate 

  Only way to go

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« Reply #1163 on: June 28, 2018, 07:35:54 PM »
G'day Carol, howthebloodyhellru ?

Do you remember the good old days when they simple had a couple of cardboard boxes at the end of the counter?

I am sure that it must have made you feel just a little bit special & a valued customer as a strapping young man would engage you in conversation as he escorted you to your car & loaded those boxes into your vehicle absolutely free of charge.

Cheers Les

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« Reply #1164 on: June 29, 2018, 05:25:20 AM »
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I know what you mean Pen.  I googled Bletchley to find out a bit about where you live.  It informed me for the last few days in Bletchley:
 
  • The birds have to use pot holders to pull worms out of the ground.
  • The potatoes cook underground, and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
  • Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs.
  • The cows are giving evaporated milk.
  • The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
  • Hot water now comes out of both taps

It is not without humour, Pen.  You know that newly married couple down the street from you, Richard and Michelle. Apparently Rich got out of the shower and said “Honey, it’s just too hot to wear clothes today, what do you think the neighbours will say if I mow the lawn naked”. Michelle replied: “That I didn’t marry you for your money”.

That’s correct German but incorrect Jack.  kleiner should be sehr grosser.

I’ve added to Les’s description – “bawdy one day, sensitive the next, ironic always”

Oh Jack es tut mir leid!
Of course you'd like a large one >:D
Loved the joke about Richard & Michelle :laugh:  Not sure I'd want to see any of my neighbours mowing the lawn naked ;D
Perfect description of Les :laugh:
Hopefully he's happy now that Karen has returned.  He might spend a little less time on Chi & a bit more time on shopping & chores >:D
Gute nacht mein freund
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« Reply #1165 on: June 29, 2018, 06:13:21 PM »
G'day Pen,

I do overstate my " addiction " to Chi as I only play the game when it suits me & I have nothing else on the agenda that needs to be attended to straight away although i do manage to fit in at least one game just about every day & of course i also have to check that the More or Les thread is still active & if required will quickly come up with a post to put it back on the " front page ".
I think that i have mentioned before that Karen has no interest in crosswords or word games but is an avid reader so she is quite happy to read her book while sipping on a glass of wine as i search for a rosette.
The most annoying thing is that she will occassionally bring me a cold re - fill & look over my shoulder for about 10 seconds before exclaiming, Geez it's no wonder you can never get any of those silly little flowers that you are always chasing, you've played Pote, Potted, Potter & Pottier why not Pottered?
Thankyou dear.
As she relaxes back in the lounge chair ( with a smug smile on her face ) & resumes reading her mystery crime thriller I divulge to her " The killer is the father of his estranged wife " however fearing a heavy blow to the back of the head with quite a thick book, I quickly retract the statement , admitting that I have never actually read the book before & harmony is restored. When the next cold refill was delivered, there was no comment at all on the progress of my game & as it turns out " the killer " was the bastard son of the estranged wife that no one knew existed except for some very subtle clues in earlier chapters.

While doing my grocery shop at Woolies yesterday, I had an unusual encounter...

As I was going up & down the aisles I was following a rather attractive young mother with her cute little daughter, probably about three years old girl in her shopping trolley.
As they passed the cookie section, the little girl asked for cookies and her mother told her, "No." The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly, "Now Monica, we just have half of the aisles left to go through - don't be upset. It won't be long now."
Soon, we came to the candy aisle and the little girl began to shout for candy. When told she couldn't have any, she began to cry. The mother said, "There, there, Monica, don't cry - only two more aisles to go and then we'll be checking out."
When they got to the checkout stand, the little girl immediately began to clamor for bubblegum and burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering there'd be no gum purchased. The mother said serenely, "Monica, we'll be through this check out stand in 5 minutes and then you can go home and have a nice nap."
I followed them out to the parking lot and stopped the woman to compliment her. "I couldn't help noticing how patient you were with little Monica," i said.

The mother replied, "I'm Monica - my little girl's name is Tammy."

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« Reply #1166 on: June 29, 2018, 08:31:20 PM »

Oh Jack es tut mir leid! Of course you'd like a large one >:D

Ausgezeichnet.  Natürlich

Hopefully he's happy now that Karen has returned.  He might spend a little less time on Chi & a bit more time on shopping & chores >:D

Very delicately put, Pen. :D

There are some idiot drivers in NSW, Pen.  I was driving on the M5 freeway to Sydney yesterday when I received a call from Les.   He said “Be careful,  I’ve just heard on the radio that some old fool is driving down the wrong side of the M5”.  I was able to tell him “There’s not just one, there’s a whole pack of them on my side coming straight at me”.

Gute nacht mein freund

Auf wiederhören, Meine Freundin

   
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« Reply #1167 on: June 30, 2018, 04:28:41 AM »
Evening Jack & Les
You've both made me chuckle :laugh:  Thanks!
Need cheering up a bit.  Got to work tomorrow which is luckily quite rare on a Saturday.  It's still baking hot & work will be filled with idiots with stubbed toes & twisted ankles :-R

Bonsoir mes amis
 
Whoops sorry Jack slipped into French there for a moment >:D
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« Reply #1168 on: June 30, 2018, 09:36:57 AM »
Evening Jack & Les …. Bonsoir mes amis

Deux pour le prix d'un. C'est très rusé.

Need cheering up a bit.  Got to work tomorrow which is luckily quite rare on a Saturday.  It's still baking hot & work will be filled with idiots with stubbed toes & twisted ankles :-R

I would have thought working in air-conditioning would have been preferable to sweltering at home.  I assume the idiots with stubbed toes & twisted ankles are the young heroes trying to prove they could have done better than the English team in Russia.  Still if you need cheering up, our two old mates is just what the doctor ordered, right?
Two Ronnies - Yokels

Whoops sorry Jack slipped into French there for a moment >:D

Allez-vous parler français pendant vos vacances?
Si oui, je vais passer en français.
Wenn nicht, sollten wir in unseren Gesprächen weiterhin ein bisschen Deutsch üben.

Hasta La Vista
Whoops sorry Pen slipped into Spanish for a moment  >:D >:D >:D
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« Reply #1169 on: June 30, 2018, 11:41:59 AM »
My friend Eve & I are spending a week in Remagen.  (As in the Bridge at Remagen)
We'll be in a group of about 40 & get herded about to different places. 

After I posted this morning, I remembered this and it occurred to me you will probably have a German speaking guide and no need to speak German even if there were any Germans in a tourist focused town who did not speak English.  So, unless it amuses you, we can drop the language challenge.

We need a challenge that will encourage other forumites to join in and contribute.

One that occurs to me is Your favourite inspirational, motivational, clever, wise or just plain funny quotes.

They don't have to be one-liners but shortish would be preferred.

Les will have dozens of them, some might even be wise.   :D >:D




Regards, Jack