What sort of hat do you think Les will get? That could be your new topic!
Les has come up with a few suggestions but I think we should give him a few more. I’ll give it some thought over the weekend.
Meanwhile, I'll tell you a few stories in which
hats are involved.
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A bloke gave a speech on the topic of sex, but as he thought his wife wouldn’t approve he told her the talk was about sailing?
The next day one of the wife’s friends told her how much she enjoyed her husband's talk.
She said "I don't know what he knows about it, he only tried it twice. The first time he was sick as a dog and the second time his hat blew off".
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O’Toole stunned the priest one Sunday by showing up at mass for the first time in living memory. Afterward, the priest asked O’Toole what had made him finally come to mass.
O’Toole looked the priest in the eye and said, “Father, I cannot lie to you. I lost me good hat, and I know old Dunne has a hat just like it. I thought I’d leave mass early, and just take along old Dunne’s hat from the hat rack, sort of 'by mistake,' if you know what I mean.”
“But I see you’re still hatless,” said the priest. “What changed your mind, O’Toole?”
“Your sermon on the ten commandments, Father,” O’Toole replied.
“Ah,” said the priest. “So when you heard the commandment 'Thou shalt not steal,' you decided not to take Dunne’s hat for yourself.”
“Not exactly, Father,” said O’Toole. “When you mentioned the one about not committing adultery, I remembered where I left me own hat.”
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Bert, at 85 years of age, always wanted a pair of soft spike golf shoes like Freddie Couples, so, seeing some on sale after his round, he bought them. He was so delighted with his purchase, he decided to wear them home to show the 'Missus.'
Walking proudly into the house, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"
Margaret at age 83, looked him over and replied, "Nope."
Frustrated as all get out, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the new golf shoes. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"
Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan response, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.
"Furious, Bert yells out, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"
“Nope. Not a clue", she replied
"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S POINTING AT MY PURCHASE - MY NEW GOLF SHOES!"
Without missing a beat old Margaret replies, "I’d be more pleased if you had purchased a new hat!!